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1307 andrew gelman stats-2012-05-07-The hare, the pineapple, and Ed Wegman


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Introduction: Commenters here are occasionally bothered that I spend so much time attacking frauds and plagiarists. See, for example, here and here . Why go on and on about these losers, given that there are more important problems in the world such as war, pestilence, hunger, and graphs where the y-axis doesn’t go all the way down to zero? Part of the story is that I do research for a living so I resent people who devalue research through misattribution or fraud, in the same way that rich people don’t like counterfeiters. What really bugs me, though, is when cheaters get caught and still don’t admit it. People like Hauser, Wegman, Fischer, and Weick get under my skin because they have the chutzpah to just deny deny deny. The grainy time-stamped videotape with their hand in the cookie jar is right there, and they’ll still talk around the problem. Makes me want to scream. This happens all the time . All. Over. The. Place. Everybody makes mistakes, and just about everybody does thing


Summary: the most important sentenses genereted by tfidf model

sentIndex sentText sentNum sentScore

1 One day, a pineapple challenged a hare to a race. [sent-21, score-1.129]

2 “You, a pineapple have the nerve to challenge me, a hare, to a race,” the hare asked the pineapple. [sent-25, score-1.128]

3 ” “Well, you know what I mean,” the pineapple said. [sent-33, score-0.634]

4 “The pineapple has some trick up its sleeve,” a moose said. [sent-35, score-0.827]

5 “If a pineapple challenges a hare to a race, it must be that the pineapple knows some secret trick that will allow it to win. [sent-37, score-1.769]

6 ” “The pineapple probably expects us to root for the hare and then look like fools when it loses,” said a crow. [sent-38, score-1.087]

7 “Then the pineapple will win the race because the hare is overconfident and takes a nap, or gets lost, or something. [sent-39, score-1.319]

8 There was no reason a pineapple should challenge a hare unless it had a clever plan of some sort. [sent-41, score-1.177]

9 When the race began, the hare sprinted forward and was out of sight in less than a minute. [sent-43, score-0.603]

10 The pineapple just sat there, never moving an inch. [sent-44, score-0.634]

11 The animals crowded around watching to see how the pineapple was going to cleverly beat the hare. [sent-45, score-0.895]

12 Two hours later when the hare cross the finish line, the pineapple was still sitting still and hadn’t moved an inch. [sent-46, score-1.087]

13 MORAL: Pineapples don’t have sleeves Several questions follow, including: The animals ate the pineapple most likely because they were A Hungry B Excited C Annoyed D Amused Which animal spoke the wisest words? [sent-48, score-1.291]

14 A The hare B The moose C The crow D The owl Nope, I don’t know how to answer these either. [sent-49, score-0.833]

15 The question regarding the animals’ possible motivation for eating the pineapple requires a reader to infer the correct answer from clues conveyed in the text. [sent-70, score-0.926]

16 Paragraph 13 indicates that the animals support the pineapple to win the race because they assume the pineapple has a clever plan. [sent-72, score-1.768]

17 The question regarding the wisest animal requires the reader to apply close analytic reading skills to determine which of the choices represents the wisest animal based on clues given in the text. [sent-77, score-0.587]

18 The moose and the crow are the two animals that present the incorrect idea that the pineapple has a clever plan to win the race. [sent-78, score-1.182]

19 The hare is presented as incredulous that a pineapple would challenge him to a race, but overconfidently agrees to race a pineapple. [sent-80, score-1.373]

20 The hare “ overconfidently agrees to race a pineapple”? [sent-82, score-0.698]


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